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Due to come into effect in June 2007, the ban will apply to all [[pubs]], [[bars]] and [[clubs]] that wish to not be fined horrifically. Because the ban has been imposed unilaterally, rather than on a case by case incentive basis, pubs such as [[The Falcon]], which relies on four chain-smoking regulars to make the [[mortgage]] payments every month, will close. The flip side of this is that gastro-[[plubs]] such as [[The Slug and Lettuce]] and [[Walkabout]]s will spread across the empty spaces vacated by these smaller pubs. The flip side of ''this'' is that gastro-[[plubs]] such as [[The Slug and Lettuce]] and [[Walkabout]]s will spread across the empty spaces vacated by these smaller pubs. The dangers of passive smoking are well documented, so the ban makes sense. The dangers of passive drinking are well documented when a large pissed-up [[Miners|Geordie]] plunges half a [[Newcastle Brown]] bottle into your face, but there are no plans to impose a ban on aggressive people overdrinking. The dangers of inhaling the fumes from a [[4 x 4|BMW X5]] are well documented, but there are no plans to impose a ban on [[Kensington]]. The ban will allow [[pubs]] to finally rid themselves of that sweaty smell of stale smoke once and for all, leaving behind the underlying heavenly smell of spilt [[lager]] and body odour. Smokers will be allowed to smoke outside the premises, probably making the [[beer garden]] a cancer filled no-go area for non-smokers in the summer, which will necessitate another ban. This will allow for the final solution to take effect, where all smokers are herded into a pen in the middle of city centres and pointed and laughed at by the good guys, while a small vacuum pump attached to their wallets ensure the government loses none of their lovely £12 billion yearly tax revenue. [[Category:Pubs]]

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