Batracer

From Frikipedia

BATracer is a Formula 1 webgame, designed to test your skill and nerve as you adjust bars on a green slider. Results appear to be completely random and have no relation to ones intelligence or F1 knowledge. People who give money to the people who made the game or buy a square are considered Kool and are entitled to larger heads.

Playing BATracer

After joining the site at http://www.batracer.com one can chose to enter a public or private game in a variety of racing leagues. Once the user has joined and fiddled with the all important green slider bars (GSBs) the game takes over and generates the results for the session. Once the race is completed points are awarded to those who have have mastered the GSBs.

Why Play BATracer

As far as we can tell, the purpose of BATracer is to find a Boobens from each team. The Boobens is a player who always finishes behind their teammate, usually by steering into a wall, failing to operate the GSBs correctly or spinning on a formation lap. Once one has been classified as a Boobens it is almost impossible for them to win anything, unless their teammate gifts them a victory to keep them from crying too much. If a victory does not satisfy the Boobens cookies may be brought in to calm the situation.