Wispa
From Frikipedia
Chocolate bar made by Cadbury's and discontinued around five years ago. A Wispa is a simple bar filled with bubbly chocolate, identical to an Aero in every way except in terms of actually tasting nice.
Despite the fact that they weren't really very nice in the first place, a massive internet campaign recently succeeded in bringing Wispas back into production. It is believed that this is the only time anything posted on Petition Online has actually had an effect on anything, and was the subject of at least 26,576,236 Facebook groups.
The culmination of the campaign was the unveiling of a massive "Bring Back Wispa" banner on the main stage at 2007's episode of Glastonbury. Yes, that's right, we still have record levels of poverty in the world, the Iraq war wages on with no end to the slaughter in sight, the Darfur region remains consumed by genocidal war and the looming demon of climate change means our very days on the planet may be numbered, and the largest hippie gathering in the whole of the UK chooses to get fully behind a campaign to bring back a sodding chocolate bar.
Society is officially dead. Consumerism has won.
