Wimbledon

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Tennis tournament held in south west London every year.

Posh English people flock to shout baneful cries of portent at Tim Henman, eat strawberries and cream for extortionate prices and watch Roger Federer win again.

2007 Tournament

The Men's Singles. 128 players. 1 winner. Will it be Roger Federer? Or, um, Roger Federer? Or maybe this is Roger Federer's year?

The Women's Singles. 128 players. 1 winner. Will anyone take a more oddly erotic photograph than this one?

British (No) Hopes

With Andy Murray having decided to choke before the tournament even started, British hopes rest with Tim "Clenched fist, chip and charge" Henman once again. Most experts are predicting Tiger Tim's '07 campaign to be so short as to be accurately measured on a stopwatch.