Wendys

From Frikipedia

A shop selling milkshakes and hotdogs in the Hungry Jacks Maccas foodcourt.

The Food

The cheesedog is quite tasty, the cheese is fake but is slopped on with so much butter that it creates a little slippery bread and 'dog taste party in your mouth. Most enjoyable. The meat (or whatever it is) itself is also quite excellent. The main negative of the 'dog itself was the end bit which is just bread. A real downer way to end your meal unless you do a Damon Hill and spin the thing around at halfway. This can get messy though so Friki advises that non-rectal Disaster recovery procedures are up-to-date and well practiced.

The Cost

Outrageous. Friki could afford to buy 37 Russian mail order brides and pay them to run around Adelaide for 3 days yelling "hup hup hup" for the cost of a Wendys cheesedog.

Innuendo

There was something particularly amusing about watching the Wendys girl (dressed in the traditional pink) try and shove my oversized dog into the little bread hole. In the end extra cheese/butter mix was required to lube things up.