Wayne Rooney

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Pug-faced England footballer. The only saving grace to his utter oafishness being the fact that he is actually a very good footballer.

Sadly, whenever England actually need him, he has someone stamp on his foot and goes home, or if this fails to work, as in the 2006 World Cup when his foot mangling only kept him out of a couple of games, he stamps on someone else's bollocks. The boorish infant.

This action made him the only footballer known by name in North America for about five minutes, until he was replaced on the shit list by some french guy named Zidane.