Wales
From Frikipedia
Come for the scenery, stay because the locals have chopped you into little pieces and buried you in the Brecon Beacons.
Little bit of land stuck to the side of England, like a malformed conjoined twin.
The Welsh have their own language, which incorrectly claims that "y" is a legitimate vowel.
When the Welsh aren't harvesting leeks or "tending to" their flocks of sheep, they enjoy watching rugby. The tighter the shorts, the better.
