UKIP

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"I shall not have you insult my Piz Buin tan", says Kiljoy-Silk after another angry tirade against Arabs
"I shall not have you insult my Piz Buin tan", says Kiljoy-Silk after another angry tirade against Arabs

The United Kingdom Independence Party, or EEEEUUUWWW-KIP as they like to be called, are a third rate political party espousing a return to the good old days of old conservatives values, and more importantly, when we weren't in that ghastly alliance with those surrender prone Frenchies or suspicious looking "remember 1966" Germans, known more commonly as the EU.

Policies

Get Britain out of the EU

No more being part of the EU Alliance

An end to Britain's participation in the EU

A termination of Britain's EU membership

Erm...

Oh yes, one for old Tory voters unhappy with Nu Dave - kick the immigrants out.

Withdrawal from the EU

Recent developments and future

After a brief flurry of excitement in 2004 when orange-skinned bigot Robert Kilroy-Silk helped them perform well in the less than exciting European Elections, UKIP have slipped up when going after the big boys. Kilroy has since moved on, annoyed that his coup attempt failed, and the party are now led by square faced bore Nigel Farage.

In an attempt to broaden their appeal away from it's core average voting age of 103, the party are considering rebranding itself and exploring more policies to attract, erm, more Tory voters.

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