Tram

From Frikipedia

Superior form of public transport favoured by our European cousins, and disillusioned people in northern English cities.

Frikipedia was recently on a tram that ploughed disconcertingly into a bulldozer, proving conclusively that the driver was asleep. The fact that driving a tram requires slightly less skill and acuity than a very slow Scalextric race seemed to have got the better of him.