Tomas Kaberle

From Frikipedia

Tomas Kaberle is All-Star Defenseman and unibrow for the Toronto Maple Leafs. He is widely regarded as the only player on the Leafs with any talent, both in eyebrow growing, as well as ice hockey playing. This, naturally, makes him a prime target for the rebuilding phase 'overhaul' of the team.

Chants of "SHOOOOOOOOOOT" can be heard from a distance of 20 kilometres from Friki's home whenever Tomas has the puck. He possesses the highest shooting accuracy in the league due to the fact that he will always opt to pass. This is even more frustrating given the following clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=867TAzr6x9k

Trade to *Team Name Goes Here*

On ***uary XX, 2009, the Toronto Maple Leafs traded the rights to Tomas Kaberle to (insert team here), for a roll of hockey tape, a second round draft pick, (Player Name), and a player to be born later.

General Manager Brian Burke said in a statement that "this was a necessary move for our hockey club in its current rebuilding phase. We wish Tomas the best in his future with the (Team Name Here), and hope he is successful in his quest for a Stanley Cup."