Toast

From Frikipedia

Truly the finest thing since sliced bread.

Toast is breakfast for people who are late for work, as it is possible to consume on your bleary eyed dash for the bus.

Toasters are stupid implements. The "level" setting on the front rarely corresponds to the actual amount of heat your poor bread will be forced to endure, ensuring you always end up with a piece of buttered charcoal, or warm bread.

Toast also makes up the majority of students diets. The placing of cheap foodstuffs on toast (see baked beans, cheese and egg) means that they scrape the minimum required intake of nutrients, before they spend the rest of the night sitting in the corner of a pub, nursing a pint of cheap lager and producing endless cigarrettes out of a rancid old packet of tobacco.

It is possible to serve anything on toast, preferably with some cheese on top. Frikipedia recommends trying mashed potato, bolognaise sauce, or cauliflower cheese.