Tit Monday
From Frikipedia
Annual day of celebration when the temperature becomes high enough for Geoffs to cast off their coats and jumpers and return to their traditional attire of tiny vest tops and mini skirts.
Tit Monday is on no set day, and does not have to occur on a Monday.
Indeed, in 2006 in the UK, Tit Monday occurred on Thursday 4th May.
Frikipedia loves Tit Monday, and has just spent its lunch break on the Queens Lawn basking in its fleshy glory.
Incidentally, this is also the day when Britain's energy consumption skyrockets as everyone turns up the air conditioning.
Friki Update - Global Warming Is Here!!!!
In 2007 in the UK, Tit Monday happened as early as Thursday 12th April, a good 3 weeks earlier than any previous record since Friki started making these records. So last year then.
Perhaps a harbinger of the slow but sure boiling alive that is in store for our precious planet, perhaps simply a sign that England is in for an unseasonably cold May and June as these things balance themselves out. All Friki knows is that it's long walk back after work to the distant tube station it calls the commuter run home has suddenly been made 6000% more pleasing by the prolifiration of dubiously-tanned, semi-naked Geoffs that now litter the shopping haven of King's Road like some delicious after-work eye-candy based treat.
More carbon please, Friki says! And roll on 6pm!
