Tim Hortons

From Frikipedia

The most addictive substance known to man;

This coffee is more powerful than crack, and twice as addictive as nicotine. Only available in Canada, it provides those crazy hosurs with the warmth and energy needed to survive their insane sub-zero temperatures.

Available at two locations on every street corner in the entire country , and at their newest location, the Kandahar Canadian Forces Base (Frikipedia did not realize that there were Canadian Armed Forces. This may just be a holness). 90% of Canada's disposable waste is from empty Tim Hortons cups.

When Friki was 8, he visited Canada, and a branch of Tim Hortons therein. At the time, take-away coffee came in a solid plastic mug, complete with lid and a thing you could stick to your dashboard as a cupholder. Friki still has one of said mugs, which are useful for drinking coffee on the way to work.

See also: Icecap