Thomas Gravesen

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Hard-as-nails Danish footballer.

Previously played for the rather shitey club Everton before inexplicably signing to join the galacticos of Real Madrid, in what will remain the most unbelievable transfer in history until the day that Barcelona break the bank in order to secure the services of Tony Hibbert.

Has now returned to a more natural footballing level at Celtic, where he spends his days happily kicking opposition players in the shins.