Thierry Henry

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"Hey Bobby, what is the French for 'MP3 Player'?"

French footballer and part-time car salesman. Currently employed by Arsenal.

In his time at Arsenal, has been transformed from a shy subsitiute winger (from his dismal time at Juventus) all the way to concieted, posing loon (admittedly via greatest player to ever grace the Premiership).

Spends most games bamboozling opposition defences and showing signs of fluctuating frustration as he patiently waits for Alex Hleb to hoof the ball somewhere near him.

Was injured for much of last season, eventually finishing in runners-up spot in the quest for Arsenal's Excuse Of The Season (TM).