The Westbury

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"And I would walk 500 miles....in the other direction"

Pub near Turnpike Lane. Not that near actually.

Nice enough, if a little grotty. But mabe they'll clean it one day. Pints of beer are reasonably priced.

Tragically, most Saturdays see a karaoke competition taking place, which clears most of the customers outside into the rubbish-looing beer garden, as they try to escape the sound of some tone-deaf mongo belting out "Don't Speak" by No Doubt.