The Old Star

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Random pub near St James' Park tube in London.

Serves up a delightfully over-cheesed cheeseboard, where you get a massive chunk of goat's cheese, stilton and brie, and one very small baguette to spread it all on. Even ordering extra bread won't prevent you from having to leave enough cheese to feed Eritrea for a week.

The beer is average, and the toilets are terrifying.