The Green

From Frikipedia

Pub on the stubbly fringes of Shepherd's Bush in London.

In adherence with London stereotypes, employs butterface Aussies to pour your pints of Fosters, whilst laughing because "you know, we don't drink that piss in Oz!", something explained to Friki 65 times per pub crawl by annoying antipodeans. Also expect to wait a few minutes to get served, whilst a lecherous and sozzled fellow Aussie customer, attempts to flirt with said butterface through the tentative link that they'd both visited Perth at some point in their lives.

The Green also has masses of TVs showing cricket, a quizzie to eat up all your money (except the 5ps), and also offers a range of chilled wine by the bucket, and a delightful range of wraps to sate the lunchtime hunger of anyone not too stingy with their cash to sit around and wait for a trip to Greggs.

Quotes about The Green

• "Is that an American suit?"
• "Good quality butter!"