The Great Jarv-Anderton Mystery
From Frikipedia
Sometime around mid-September 2006, the founders and patron Saints of this web page went missing. Nobody knows where they have gone, whether they are dead or alive, or if they are in danger. Friki will just continue to assume that they went on an extended drinking binge and have not yet come to.
If you have seen either of these perpetrators, please notify the authorities immediately, as they are presumed unarmed and not dangerous. In fact, they may wither and cower in fear if they leave the office. Seriously.
Their safe return is imperative, as this website cannot continue without continued nonsensical drivel from both sides of the Atlantic ocean. Also, the mockney twat main page is getting really, really old and must be changed.
Help...this is the internet....I drank way too much last night and I happened to loose my keys, now I'm locked out. I need to upload and download or else it'll be back to Windows 3.1 in no time. Just open up the door and let me in. Man, its me...the internet. You can trust me. C'mon pal.
The artist formerly known, and henceforth to be known again, as "Anderton" hereby provides the answers you have been looking for:
During early september 2006, we both, independently, got evicted. This did present an element of danger, and we have since been living in boxes with only limited access to wi-fi. The extended drinking binge did include a visit to Samuel Adams and a few bags of crisps, but we have been at least partially conscious throughout our absence.
We would like to report that our new locations in London are mid-way between Kentish Town and Tufnell Park tube stations, and somewhere in the vicinity of Harringay Green Lanes station. We do have rooves over our heads, and at least one of us is living with Geoff.
Thank you one and all for keeping Friki alive in our absence. However, I am both alarmed and satisfied to note that Friki's server is 99% full of nonsense. This means something may go horribly wrong if I make this sentence too long....
This friki member says its good to have you back....Yah, know, I gave you a hard time A-Ton...but its all in good fun. Didn't realize how much this page meant till the bubbish taps ran dry. But luckily, Friki is a collective, and we managed to fill it up with some hosur holnesses to keep you occupied for a while.
Yeah there, eh. We thought you trout went out and about without your toques and caught a bad chill there, eh. We worried the cod right out of the sea, we did. Lord thurndering Jesus it's good to have you's guys back on the world wide weeb.
