The Coach And Horses

From Frikipedia

"Would sir like that with the porcini mushroom cognac sauce?"

The Coach and Horses is a pub near Ickenham "in" London, but probably actually in Middlesex.

It offers beer and pretentious crisps, but is very much against any child younger than 14 entering the pub.

The most confusing feature of the Coach and Horses is the food menu, which is sort of half traditional English pub fare (cottage pie, fish and chips, lasagne, etc) and half massively pretentious gastropub fare.

Weird.