The Bridge
From Frikipedia
Colossal pub in Barnes, London.
On a recent research trip to The Bridge, Friki got dripped on by a leaky cistern while taking a free piss. Looking upwards to track down the source of the drip, another then landed in Friki's eye. Friki had had a few shandies by this point and it took its friends a full hour to convince it that it wasn't going to get some bebby disease resulting in blindness and death.
Frikipedia Update
Friki is still not dead, or blind.
But does have a slight headache.
