The Belle Vue

From Frikipedia

Ridiculously aspirational pub near Clapham Common tube station.

The Belle Vue has a traditional look inside, all wood panelling and fireplaces, but all done in a tacky Ikea-esque manner.

Has pretensions of being a gastropub, so provides shockingly expensive food decorated with jus instead of ketchup. Friki recommends the red mullet, but only if you remember to take your scalpel.