The Aldgate Exchange

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Pub near Aldgate station in London.

Has clearly been recently redecorated, eschewing the traditional dark wood and faux-leather of old man pubs nationwide for a pine-and-marble look, making the whole place look like a swanky kitchen showroom.

The Aldgate Exchange has multiple TV feeds, allowing them to show upwards of five seperate channels at once, including Sky Sports News, Sky News, disappointing Championship-level football and some weird pre-school TV show which starred a random geoff stroking pieces of celery.

Drink-wise, the Guinness worryingly tastes like cheese, while the Becks Vier worryingly tastes like Becks Vier. Food options are limited to toasted ham sandwiches, which come with random piles of stale, non-specific "meaty crisps".