Television's Alan Davies
From Frikipedia
Look at him, the little tyke.
Alan can frequently be found in East-End gastropubs, and was recently clocked in The Morgan Arms with a hot blonde. The traditional way to greet Television's Alan Davies is by pointing and yelling Look! It's Television's Alan Davies!.
Fact: Television's Alan Davies once performed in Stoke-On-Trent's Victoria Hall, where the audience, including Frikipedia, taunted him mercilessly over his laughable hair. He was virtually unable to tell any 'jokes' between shouts of "Perm!" from guffawing, slack-jawed yokels. He later described it as his "worst ever gig", which gave Frikipedia a warm glow inside.
