Surrey Quays
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Ugh.
Overview
Named after one of the middle-class counties that surround London in an attempt to inject a bit of class into the area. Having visited, Friki feels that perhaps "Basra Quays" would have suited it better.
Things to do near Surrey Quays
Run away from the masses of Jesus Crews that patrol outside the station, handing out leaflets and inaccurately proclaiming that "Jesus loves you". Friki had just arrived in Surrey Quays. Jesus does not love Friki.
Incidentally, one of the leaflets that Friki was given consisted of a "religious passage" written by the man who "discovered the use for chloroform". Which sounds to Friki that Christianity is so desperate for members, it has taken to allowing serial date-rapists the time and effort to write a passage of how God has influenced their lives.
There is a massive shopping centre near the tube station, consisting of a Tescos, a Clurger and a load of tatty clothes shops where fat families can dress themselves for a year for under a tenner, whilst ignoring the obvious human cost associated with the clothes that come stained with the tears of the penniless sweatshop workers.
Fancy some alcohol? There is a Wetherspoons.
Fancy being threatened and stabbed by sixty pissed, skinhead Millwall FC fans? There is a Wetherspoons.
Friki Verdict
Surrey Quays strikes out. Zero Celtic Crosses for this literal interpretation of hell on Earth.
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