Surf n Turf

From Frikipedia

Type of meal. Consists of seafood and meat (usually steak and some manky bit of lobster). Restaurants will usually charge twice as much for the surf n turf than their individual steak/lobster dishes, despite the surf and turf containing much smaller pieces of meat.

A surf n turf can be created on the fly using bar snacks. All you need is one pack of scampi fries and one pack of pork scratchings.

Pubs with good Surf n Turfs

• The New Chandos

Pubs with bad Surf n Turfs

• Bierodromes