Strongbow

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Strongbow. So shit, even wasps refuse to die in it.

Type of cider.

Currently advertising itself as being "Total first pint refreshment", characterised by a sketch where a happy cider drinker exhales in relief for a good few minutes after getting his first swig of sweet, sweet cider, whilst his poor, lager-drinking mates watch on with envy.

This is, as with most adverts, a total lie. People who drink Strongbow don't have any friends. They live in bins.