Stratford

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Overview

Station on the Jubilee and Central Lines.

Things to do near Stratford

Firstly, evade the random Jesus Crews that plague the pavement outside the station.

To go anywhere useful in Stratford, you have to walk through a massive horrible shopping centre, firstly stopping to allow underage kids to develop a nicotine habit.

On reaching the other side, you will be greeted with the Edward VII to have a drink in, while you watch the 100m stagger race between two tramps who get commendably drunk before 4 in the afternoon. These tramps really hate bins, and will punch any that they stagger past with malicious intent.

Friki Verdict

Three Celtic Crosses for Stratford. If only because Friki got out without having to take part in the mass argument occurring at a bus stop.

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