Stoke-On-Trent
From Frikipedia
Stoke-On-Trent was once a thriving metropolis. Then people stopped buying pottery. It is now an impoverished, smog covered conglomeration of mining towns in the Midlands.
Stoke is home to an anti-bypass, a special road built to route traffic directly through the point of maximum congestion. The anti-bypass has been under construction since 1985. Friki seems to recall that this is called the 'Stoke Pathfinder Project'. Fuck knows why.
Ex-minister and anti-apartheid campaginer Peter Hain was arrested in Stoke-on-Trent for a bank robbery. He was subsequently acquited and it was proven that he had in fact been framed.
Famous People From Stoke-On-Trent
- "Singer" Robbie Williams
- "Comedian" Nick Hancock
- Footballing great Sir Stanley Matthews
- Former Page 3 model Jakki Degg
- Extremist cleric Abu "The Hook" Hamza
- Pottery magnate Josiah Wedgewood
- Politician and non-robber of banks: Peter Hain
