Stephen Harper
From Frikipedia
Great King and Holy Protector of the Northlands; Stephen was elected in one of the most stupendous elections ever to be held on Earth. Although not so many were killed at the polls, something which would've weeded out all the Normies who subsequently pledged their allegiance to him.
In 2008, in the 2nd most stupendous election ever held, Stephen was re-elected by an even wider margin. Pundits stated that this was due to to the overall lame-ness of Liberal Party leader, Stephane Dion (brother of Quebec singer Celine), however most "in the know" understand that it was because the Normies had all been successfully weeded out this time. Essentially, this involved allowing the value of their investments to plunge so badly that they forgot all about that "green environmentalist bullshit".
Interests and Hobbies
His favourite pastimes are crushing all forms of social infrastructure like healthcare, eating bacon and making out with George Bush the 2nd.
Likes
Dislikes
What makes Stephen shudder under the covers? Sex with clothes off, LOTR, armpit hair, socialist ideals and cheesecake.
His turn offs include:
- the ability to understand economics
- gay marriage
- ability to read
- disagreement with the status quo
- unicorns.
