Spar

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A very poor man's Budgens. Only use if the only other shop option is the excreable Londis. Or a Tesco Extra.

Shopworkers at Spar are generally expected to man the till, sort out the Sunday papers (even when it isn't Sunday), guard against shoplifters, restock the shelves and complete rudimentary accounting forms. All at the same time. While the manager (usually the only other staff member present on shift) drinks coffee and thumbs through random porn magazines in the store room.