Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

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Reason to get drunk on a Saturday afternoon.

The rules are very simple.

• Watch Gillette Soccer Saturday either in a pub or with a bottle of spirit in your own home.
• Each time a goal is scored by a player with your first or second name, you get a shot of drink.
• If a player with your name or second name scores an own goal or is sent off, you accrue a negative shot, which must be worked off by another goal before you can resume drinking.
• The videprinter rules all. So if your name is John, and John Smith scored a goal, if the videprinter only displayed "J Smith", you do not get a drink.
• The Chris Kamara bonus applies at all times.
• Debatable name calls work by judges decision. So for example, if your name is Chris, but someone called Kris scored, the other competitors would vote as to whether or not you are allowed the shot. This decision is usually governed by how much spirit is left in the bottle.

Excellent way to pass a Saturday afternoon. Unless your name is Horatio.

- On a side note for all those under the age of 18 and anyone who doesn't wish death by Tequila upon themselves there is also the alternative "Soccer Saturday Biscuit Game". This involves eating biscuits rather doing shots and is not recommended for anyone in the critically obese weight category. Also not to be confused with the other Biscuit Game.