Simply Pleasure

From Frikipedia

"Oh yes, its very realistic. The batteries only last 30 seconds and it has a 'snore' function."

Along with Ann Summers, the friendly face of the porn industry.

The type of place where overweight 40 year old housewives go to buy leather basques and nipple tassles in a desperate attempt to inject passion back into a soul less marriage.

Maybe a spoonerism of Pimply Seizure.