Scott Speed
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Overview
Scott Speed is one of life's great walking misnomers. On a par with David Cameron changing his name to David Principled, or Jodie Marsh changing her name to Jodie Notaslag.
F1 Career
Having impressed by being one of only four American racing drivers in the history of motorsport not fussed about racing in hick loving borefest, NASCAR, Scott was given a chance to race in F1 by the Red Bull conglomerate.
Sadly, he failed to get a drive in the main team, and now lurks around the pit lane with Gerhard Berger and Tonio Liuzzi, pretending like he actually has a drive, whilst guarding the secrets to the great STR conspiracy.
Also can lay claim to the biggest tool in the F1 paddock. It is a socket wrench the size of a double decker bus that he fashioned himself out of some wrought iron and a chisel.
Future
Gives up, gets a NASCAR drive alongside Graham Rahal.
