Rum and coke

From Frikipedia

Classic cocktail. When one is ordered instead of a pint, this infers the person who placed the order would like to leave the pub after this drink. This person is sometimes referred to as a gomer, however this is purely subjective.

Recipe

The perfect formula for rum and coke is currently thought to be 50ml of Woods 500 layered carefully with 100ml of Pepsi Max, although further research is required.

For those of you who regretfully combine politics with drinking, placing a lime atop the beverage creates the popular Miami drink known as the "Cuba Libre".