Roman Abramovich

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"Duuuude....That's some good stuff....Uhuuuh..."

Perma-stoned Russian squillionare.

Owns Chelsea football club and can usually be spotted in random cutaway shots during match coverage on Sky Sports sitting in the directors box and looking as bemused as a puppy being berated for crapping on the carpet.

Quotes

• "If Communism works, how come he got all the money?" - Random Nottingham cabbie before the 2005 Chelsea vs Liverpool Champions League game.