Roger Federer

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Roger Federer. A walking advert for naturism.

Tennis star par excellence and fashion icon for blind people.

Turns up and beats everyone at Wimbledon every year, his 2007 win being his fifth in a row. Has taken to turning up at the start of games in a natty cream blazer/trousers combo which makes him look a bit like a waiter from a pretentious Kensington restaurant.

Also often wins the Australian Open and US Open championships too, but crashes and burns in the final of the French Open on an annual basis to the sexy-armed chipmunk-a-like Rafael Nadal.