River Thames
From Frikipedia
"From hell's heart, I stab at thee.."
Major waterway in London. Serves as a useful divider between the cultured Northerners and the uncultured swines from the South.
Was possibly once a gleaming paradise of waterbound life, but is now full of sewage and dead tramps.
In 2005, a whale swam up the Thames because it was stupid. It died after rescuers accidentally removed it from the water, from which (it is rumoured) a whale gleans all its necessary oxygen.
