Renault

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Car by Renault, paint job by three blind mice.

F1 team with long and illustrious history of either dominating the sport to the point of boredom, or being crap.

Run by orange-skinned David Dickinson-wannabe, Flavio Briatore, who works for Renault when he isn't tirelessly rutting supermodels, and can usually be found chain-smoking in the pit lane, and shouting in broken English/Italian at anyone and everyone.

Until recently, the team was enjoying a period of mini-dominance with marmite-beard, Fernando Alonso. Sadly, Alonso sensed the return to a few seasons of bubbishness for the team, so left for pastures new.

Now, Renault employ human billboard Heikki Kovalainen and Giancarlo Fisichella, who must clearly be the offspring of one of Flav's affairs to explain away why he hasn't been sacked yet.