Ray Mears

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Britain's answer to Steve Irwin. In preference to the crocodile, Ray Mears wrestles with the slightly less exciting and dangerous badger. Ray is a bit fat, so can only chase and capture much smaller animals, and stationary things like trees and mushrooms. Ray's also exhibits his amazing pubic topiary in his landmark show, Bushcraft.

Ray is the father of Nascar driver Casey Mears, and is also a talented fire-starter. Every one of his programmes goes into massive detail on how to rub sticks together in the perfect way. Ray should really visit Budgens and buy a lighter.

Ray Mears Trivia

Ray appeared on Saturday Kitchen on 30th December 2006, and revealed his:

• "Food Heaven" is bananas (because, according to Ray "they can be used for anything". Ray's invention of the banana car is testiment to this. He did not, however, invent the banana boat.
• "Food Hell" is prunes. Ray would turn his nose up at dried fruit if a wichetty grub and bark stew is available.

Ray is an interesting man. Really. No, seriously.