Rafael Nadal

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Hold Friki tight, Rafa, and never let it go.

Arch-enemy of Swiss fashionista Roger Federer.

Nadal is possibly the greatest clay-court tennis player of all time, refusing to let Federer win the remaining open title on his "to do" list every year by beating him in the French Open final.

Sadly, he is rather bobbins on anything not clay-court based, so Federer tends to exact his revenge in every other tournament.

Andy Murray nearly beat him in 2007, but didn't.

Nadal has improbably enormous arms, which are four times the width of his legs, which he uses to make even the straightest of menfolk go weak at the knees and demand a long yet tender snuggle.