Queens Lawn

From Frikipedia

Solitary postage-stamp-sized area of greenery on Imperial College's South Kensington campus.

The Queens Lawn really comes into its own on Tit Monday, when legions of male students who should be revising descend on the lawn to admire the talent and play some Inappropriate Football.

Recently, it was revealed that Imperial's nonce of a rector is planning on covering the Queens Lawn with Portacabins. Which makes him a gomer of the highest order. The highest order.