Pillars of Hercules
From Frikipedia
Pub on Greek Street, Soho, London. In every way, an old-man's pub: dark, dingy, and smelling quite bad.
Staff
Noteworthy bar staff include most of the turn-of-millenium cast of Neighbours, including:
Patrons
The Pillars of Hercules is frequented by Clive Anderson, Bob Holness, and Frikipedia, but only so it can get the satisfaction of giving a meagre tip to the bar staff. Here's a meagre tip for them: get a jetter bob!
Most other patrons of the Pillars of Hercules are in attendance merely to bask in the reflected non-glory of the former-celebrities. Frikipedia notes that there is a much better opportunity for non-glory-basking just around the corner in Soho Square, and the headquarters of the English Football Association.
Friki Update
Rather distressingly, recent evidence gathered by Friki appears to confirm that both Connor and Michelle (or whatever their real names are) have both been sacked for being bubbish, and have decamped to Brighton for panto season. In March.
The loss of its pseudo-famous bar staff means that there is no longer any need to visit the Pillars of Hercules as, truth be told, subversive glances at the pair of them aside, it is a stinking fetid hell-hole of an establishment, and if Friki ever steps foot back in there it will kick itself in the kneecaps until it bleeds.
