Petition Online
From Frikipedia
Online site allowing Rosy Tinter and her Army of Stupidity to oppose any and every percieved injustice in the world today.
The petition is set up, an online campaign is launched to publicize said petition, because around 3,000,000,000 people worldwide are on the internet, 30,000 signatures are gathered, petition is e-mailed to whichever "evil" corporation everyone is moaning about. Petition lands in Inbox.
Statistics
- Average time taken from petition arriving in inbox to petition being deleted: 3 seconds.
- Number of online petitions asking for the War in Iraq to be ended: 32,876,992
- Number of online petitions asking for the War in Iraq to be ended that will be turned into "Get NATO In Iraq" petitions as soon as the withdrawal occurs and the country descends into anarchy: 32,876,991
- Number of people in the world population of 6 billion NOT currently of the opinion that invading Iraq was indeed evil: 2
- Number of people in the world population of 6 billion willing to get over it: 3
Wow! A whopping 0.001% of the world agrees with you! Yay!
Current petitions (that need our support) include:
