Performance Enhancer

From Frikipedia

Process employed by men to prolong their ability to "do the nasty" by drinking a few pints beforehand, thereby delaying all reactions.

Men be warned, too much alcohol can do horrible damage by increasing your perception of said performance, while in actual fact decreasing it dramatically. More alcohol than this can cause you to slump unconscious on the toilet floor before you've even got her shoes off.

Friki has experienced all three of these distinct states, achieving the lattermost with tragic regularity.