Paddy O'Furniture
From Frikipedia
Elder statesman of the Irish Order of Extraordinary Outdoor Drinkers (IEOD). Appears in the summer time at several Celtic bars throughout Fredericton. Conspicuously absent during the winter season, especially on St. Patricks Day when his presence would be much appreciated.
Tends to leave when it rains as it reminds him too much of home.
