Outsource

From Frikipedia

There comes a time in every man's life when he starts to feel the urge to Prod the Geoff. At this point most would stay at home and begin Programming the one-handed keyboard. But eventually this becomes boring, so he looks for other sources of relief. However, in many situations in life there are not enough sources of relief nearby, so one must outsource; i.e. look further afield.

Friki is rambling.

Outsourcing is shagging birds from other universities.