Ottawa Senators

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Painfully annoying NHL hockey team. Has a rich and storied history of losing to the Toronto Maple Leafs.


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The Early Years

Ottawa returned to the NHL after a brief six-decade hiatus in 1992. They promptly set a long string new NHL records, including their 92-93 season in which they lost a record eleventy-one games. As a reward for being complete bubbish, they received the top draft pick every single year until in 1997, when they actually had a good year and made the playoffs. They lost in the first round. They enjoyed the feeling so much that they decided that they would like to do it again. And again. Year after year.


Team Philosophy

To dominate the regular season at all costs, while avoiding playoff success with the same effort.


Chris Neil

Neil: "If I go in the net is it a goal?"
Neil: "If I go in the net is it a goal?"

Pug-faced Senator player who resembles a large-headed Wayne Rooney. The heart and soul of the team. Has the skills, gamesmanship and gracefulness of a well-tuned dump truck. There may be many other more talented and less hideous looking Ottawa players, however, as goes Neil, so goes the whole team.


Teams Ottawa has Lost to in the Playoffs

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