Olympiakos

From Frikipedia

Famous Greek football team. Means "Olympic Lettuce" when translated into English.

Due to the fact that Manure aren't allowed to ever play anyone any good in the Champions League, Olympiakos have selflessly racked up over 436 meetings with the Manchester team since the tournament was formed in 1994.

When Olympiakos aren't available due to illness, UEFA may choose to substitute Lille, Maccabi Haifa, Rosenborg or The Falcon's five-a-side team where necessary.