O'Meara

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Not a slag.
Not a slag.

A sexual Holness.

Origins

Based around the online myth that Jo O'Meara (of S Club 7 and that-racist-pikey-off-of-Celebrity-Big-Brother fame) stars in her own Paris Hilton style sex tape.

This fict has been known to make pubescent men spend up to six hours at a time frantically googling said tape before they give up and end up cracking one out over a popup for gay porn in a hormonal attempt at being "experimental".

Friki didn't fall for this trick, mind. It was far too busy elsewhere...

Examples

Too numerous to list. But generally any anecdote involving any of your mates sleeping with anyone hotter than a butterface, a woman claiming to not enjoy porn, or any man claiming to have lasted longer than 5 minutes without resorting to thinking about the football to help last longer.

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